Hey it’s me, we just played together. I noticed you didn’t add me but I send you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you’re pretty cool though like I said before, that’s why I got my team to throw for you. It’s so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was you’re boyfriend I’d make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren’t together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don’t want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

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I hate that stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banana

There is nothing I hate more than that stupid yellow ♥♥♥♥. If had a gun with two bullets and i was in a room with Hitler, bin Laden, and peely I would shoot peely twice. He is the bane of my existence and I wish him nothing but harm. I cannot express how much rage I was filled with when on christmas day I opened a present from the lodge just to find his stupid blue counterpart. I wanted to throw away my whole locker at that moment. I could not believe I had to have another dumbass banana in my locker. My rage was then increased when I entered the pre match lobby only to see that stupid blue ♥♥♥♥♥ doing a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tiktok dance. I wanted to shoot him dead where he stood but alas there were no weapons near me.

Later that game I found another blue banana hackin wackin chopping some trees and I decided to rush because ♥♥♥♥ peely. I was so livid at the sight of him that I forgot to drink my minis in my inventory. As I approached him I started shooting at him. I proceeded to miss every shot because I suck ass at this game and then he one pumped me. Do you know what he did next? That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ did the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rick dance. The worst emote in this godforsaken game. I have never been so angry before. That stupid blue ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ruined my christmas. This is a declaration of war against any and all peelys in the world.