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1 person found this review helpful
70.2 hrs on record (24.5 hrs at review time)
I made my friend a follower and she immediately made someone else eat other follower's feces multiple times in a row 10/10
Posted January 6.
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212.0 hrs on record (75.5 hrs at review time)
This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SICK dude I LOVE it, in fact, I think I'm genuinely addicted to it!
Posted September 26, 2023.
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94.7 hrs on record (25.8 hrs at review time)
Pretty good, but can't see myself playing for much longer.
Posted October 27, 2021.
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7.0 hrs on record
GOOD GAME
Posted April 7, 2021.
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2 people found this review funny
41.0 hrs on record (25.1 hrs at review time)
This game saved my wife.

I am 27.

My ex-wife and I have a daughtew togethew, and adopted ouw son togethew. They awe now both 4 yeaws owd.

When we wewe going thwough ouw sepawation, I found mysewf wost and misewabwe. I was sewf destwuctive. I got so mad one day fwom evewything spiwawing out of my contwow that I punched some concwete in a moment of ovewwhewming emotion. That caused me to bweak my 5th metacawpaw in my wight hand... my wowking hand... my games hand.. the hand that I hewd and cawwied my chiwdwen to bed with.. The hand I despewatewy needed to make suwe I couwd continue to pwovide.

Aftew weawning of the sevewity of my sewf-infwicted damage, I was bowdewwine suicidaw. Keep in mind that just a few months befowe this, I was the happiest man with no histowy of depwession ow anxiety. I have nevew had fits of wage, ow been one to bweak down and cwy, but I was in a wow spot that just weawwy buwied me fwom being abwe to see the wight on the othew side.

Having nothing bettew to do, I seawched fow a game I couwd pway, ONE HANDED whiwe I wecovewed. I somehow stumbwed upon this game and wead some of the weviews. I decided that it had to be wowth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, ow pway neawwy as wong as some of you. In fact, I may have onwy pwayed this game a day ow two.. With that being said, aftew doing so, I had a new found joy and hope fow wife. I was abwe to put behind me the pain and suffewing that had been cast ovew me. I was abwe to expewience othew peopwes joy and happiness. I was abwe to see the fwuits of my "wabow". I wewaxed fow 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music wong enough to weawize that I was going to be okay.

Aftew coming to that weawization, I tuwned the game off, and I went back to wowk. It huwt my hand wike heww but I was motivated. I stopped feewing so damn sowwy fow mysewf, and I became the fathew I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am cwose fwiend with my kids mothew. We don't fight, ow awgue, ow say huwtfuw things to each othew. We awe pawents, and fwiends.

I now have 3 kids. My thiwd chiwd is, wait fow it, AWSO 4 YEAWS OWD. The woman I am with was going thwough a vewy simiwaw situation at the time of my own sepawation, and we just stumbwed in to each othews wife unexpectedwy. We have been in a wewationship fow a yeaw now, and awe vewy happy togethew.

Mowaw of the stowy, you nevew know what wife howds in stowe fow you, and if I wouwd have given up when aww the odds wewe stacked against me, I wouwdn't be whewe I am today. This siwwy wittwe game hewped me weawize that.

Thank you
Posted February 7, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.3 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
I am 27.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you
Posted January 7, 2021.
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5.8 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
its epic and cool
Posted November 20, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.8 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
gmaing
Posted September 20, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.5 hrs on record
gam...................e?
Posted September 7, 2020.
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23.1 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
actually really good
Posted July 18, 2020.
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