Recent reviews by creaman

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552.0 hrs on record (291.2 hrs at review time)

I am no longer able to look at cash registers or deposit boxes IRL without the inexplicable urge to loot them.

Posted March 21, 2023.

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28.0 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)

This game broke into my house, bruised my ribs, throat-♥♥♥♥♥♥ me and refused to elaborate, leaving me stun-locked and a bit ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obsessed.
The soundtrack loops constantly in the back of my skull as a visceral reminder, pulsating in my subconsciousness, plaguing my mind and it’s too much, it’s too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much.
I yearn for Hotline Miami like a lover.
Please ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ help me.

Posted January 11, 2023.

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1,020.9 hrs on record (503.7 hrs at review time)

the humiliation I feel after booting up the game time and time again only to be pub-stomped over and over
is actually thrilling
best game ever I love being emasculated

Posted October 9, 2022.

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43.2 hrs on record (30.8 hrs at review time)

it hurts

Posted February 26, 2022.

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12.4 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)

They gave me the option to brutally shoot a kid in his sleep? 10/10 cowboy game, very haha

Posted December 31, 2020.

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