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I love TF2! And here are 9 Reasons why:
Being a Stranger in a game like isn't easy for me. But over the years I became a guest to many. Yet even when new players enter for the first time, they start of as Stage 1 Mains, when they see the first class that amazes them, but to me I'm not really Main any class. You never know who you stumble upon, when you jump into a community, casual or even competitive.
FYI This is not based off of my opinion, rather it's a fact. Because although TF2 has upsides... but it doesn't change the fact that there are downsides as well. As you all know, there is a very real bot crisis that started in 2019 and has be going on 5 years. But take heart! We as the new masters and caretakers have remained bold like lions, armed, ready for battle against a massive horde of cheating machines that we will NOT stand idly by while more and more casual servers are infested.
We have reason to believe that These legendary heroes are vastly capable than a mercenary army to lead, command, and manage TF2 Players to Victory against unwinnable odds. But unfortunately there is a side effect. Many have been bribed under the influence of fetishes, but don't let these addictions enslave you. On the bright-side, we can only assume that they are highly valuable to every team, and can deliver a killing blow when breaking stalemates.
You wanna know why TF2 is surely alive?... Jesus... I still have good faith that The Community will win this crisis to the end, and later a new system is required to safeguard all things that we the [H.E.] have to offer.
Let the Cheating community take heed... Any bot host who would dare challenge Hollakloryn Rule, will, be, CRUSHED! We have developed tactics and strategies that have been extremely potent against bots and merged victorious repeatedly. No matter how many times they attempt to votekick us, we always come back even stronger than before. So why fear the bots by leaving casual to jump to a community server instead of staying and fight on?
This kind of content is alive and I am the first one to master it, feed it, and guide it. It will spread/pierce everyone and everything it touches. Although it has no other master, It answers directly to me. Why else I commanded it to inspire the TF2 community for freedom or cause the game to get flooded with +200k players to increase it's player count. Go see for yourselves! If you want to know the results. And to tell you the truth... you did not choose TF2, the game chose you.
Nobody knows what the Final Mafia is. But it is said that it is designed to fulfill all the others. Every mafia each of you created were only temporary events that passed away in the wind because they did not have deep spiritual manifested roots. So your mistake was is that you do not know true vision that inspires discipline, to cling tightly to a righteous gameplay patched by a fair and balance cause. The mafias you've witnessed were just the beginning, but The Final Mafia will never end.
You do not need hats or any unusuals, because I am The Unusual. Me! Can an unusual speak many languages, add friend requests that symbolizes item drops, be super intelligent in gaming while pretending to be dumb, calling out TF2 players for their horny actions? Think of it! I'm telling you these things in words that you may not comprehend because of your disbelief. But I encourage you... Stop doubting and have faith! We've come a long way to make a difference in TF2, yet the difficult challenges we face are what makes us... Powerful.
We were hesitated to reveal their names, 9 them. Each one blessed with a trait to govern a Tribe of TF2(Not a clan). Each symbolizes their respective classes. They will be my greatest monuments of the TF2 Community I had ever offered in spirit because they're a part of me, served as a supernatural order of things. Although these thing will only make sense to some... But not to others. As it is declared: In this domain, fun can be ruined, lives can also be ruined, but in the end... The Righteous will prevail and the wicked shall parish! This is the destiny of Mercs and Crits.

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(Update 4 in January 22nd 2023 at 8:37am) (Published Review)
Okay! Now we're getting somewhere. :D
Although granted this will take a long time to heal and restore what was lost, but here's what I found out.
Recently a few days ago I thought I stopped by and check on the game real quick and see how the community is holding up. But what I saw through one of my Friends in a broadcast was amazing. As if there will always be light in the darkness.
Before I start the Positives, Negatives, Plus Fixes. Just to be clear, I'll do my best to keep this review as civil as I could because many people are not getting the memo of using polite manners and respectful attitudes in discussions, reviews, or in guides. So to star of:

1 -Toxicity Levels reduced I can see that the community is starting to calm down drastically. Thanks to my supernatural power that I can manifest each player inside their minds, whatever player I select, they'll experience a feeling. The way they're now playing.(This will take a while)
2 -Developers listening to the Community From my understanding it's like taking orders from customers as employees. Even with and without the managers knowledge.
3 -Bans finally justified At least the Developers finally banned the creeps who are targeting children. (I won't get into too much detail of that remark because of the sake of the game, the community. and the developers.)
4 -Minority of the Community has repented How can I ever forgive them after what they did to me. :)
5 -50% chance of me wanting to return to the Game. Primal Carnage Extinction is starting to go on the path that I originally wanted them to take. And one day or another... My form in this game will be completed.

Those are quit the good signs I'm seeing so far, but sadly there are still a few things worth mentioning of downsides, for example...

1 -Game infested with furries Trust me! It's a number one big problem for all of us.
2 -Quality Control not being enforced If they're going to continue to make a boatload of skins with lack of high quality, well... you'll see.
3 -Lack of progress I hate being stuck like this, like I can't host my own servers, create my own maps, or do discord despite being trolled and scammed that made me feel... Discouraged.
4 -Personal Trust Issues I haven't fully gave the community and developers 100% trust just yet. But I know we're still be working on that one.
5 -Wrong type of Roleplay It's not roleplay in general was the issue. No no no! It's how and the way they use it is what mattered to me personally.(Again not going into too much detail)
6 -Unnecessary servers rules I'm sorry but what kind of rules are these?! Instant ban penalties with out warning, no passive killing? Pfft!(I wasn't trying to be negative but being 100% truthful in this statement)
7 -Refusing to listen to decent players I think I know why they're unyielding to correction because they stubbornly won't give up on their "degeneracy" Y'know what I mean? lol
8 -Dinosaurs Overpowered You might wanna nerf the dinosaurs in a light amount. Making it more challenging to hit the humans, expand the hitbox on dinosaur.(Low ping reasons)
9 -Humans Underpowered You also might wanna buff up the humans a lot more. Give their weapons more damage dealt to all 12 dino claess like 200%, shrink the hitbox on human, don't forget to expand splash damage.(High ping reasons)
10 -Young players not being properly educated bad grammar, lack of self-sufficiency, given bad advise, not fully matured enough.
11 -Potential wasted instead of spend That is something that should be looked into. Lucky for me I never wasted any Potential in my days.
12 -Losing their ways BMing, Pre-mature GG's, saying "game is cancer", trolling, admin abuse, doss attaking, witch hunting, death threatening, and specially embracing degeneracy? Is that how y'all choose to be? Common you guys and gales! You're better than this.

Quit intense back clash if you ask me.

1 -Rule replacement Remove the No Passive Kill Rule with an Anti-Furry Rule that applies to every existing server. Community, Casual, Cooperative, and Competitive alike.
2 -Recreate all Maps, Skins. Do it under my supervision and jurisdiction, so I can see everything is going smoothly as I had planned so many years ago.
3 -Speak Life For example. Tell the whole community, and the developers nothing but positive things I said and did for all of you. And so happens that I care.
4 -Empire building Anyone who is both able and willing? Join the Hollakloryn Empire. It's a Private Steam Group that we provide Primal Carnage Extinction Specifically with an alternative of Guides, Rules, Gameplay Tactics, Teachings, and later when it's published we can team up with the developers to make the game more fruitful and multiply with numerous of new players once it's free-to-play. And they will have dominion like never before.
5 -Promote Christianity and Ban Satanism It's no surprise to me that they've gotten this all backwards and so happens they're normalizing what is evil and demonizing of what it's good. That's just silly! But I say "Hate what is evil, love what is good". It's simple, but not easy to hear.

I know some of this may sound ridiculous, but it's both worth it and true. Look behind you! See what's happening to the community and to your game? These fools can't stop for I'm doing in the lives in-game, they might as well stop their own toxic behavior.

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