smooth milk
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Me when your mother is fat.
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1,936 Hours played
In the time that I have spent playing this game I could have:

- Made new friends
- Learned valuable life skills
- Spent time with my family
- Gotten a job and made some money
- Enjoy what life has to offer

Instead I have:

- Learned racist and homophobic behaviours
- Developed mild autistic tendencies
- Learned swear words in Russian
- Been screamed at for over 1400 hours

To be fair though, this game has taught me not to hate my life completely as I can simply look at some of the people on this game. As well as this, I have learned to control my anger and not be a complete moron. In a way, this game is a free form of therapy. Even if you don't know a thing about gaming, I would recommend coming on here if you have any life problems or if you think that your life is bad, just so you can see that your life isn't THAT bad.

Overall, this game is a 10/10! I enjoy playing this game alone or with friends. There is always something to do, and with all the community content, there is a large variety to choose from. You can jump into a competitive game and be racially abused or straight up wallhacked and spinbotted, or you can go into community servers, where you can meet some lovely people. Enjoy your gaming experience and remember, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

27/01/2024: Edit above was written for CS:GO, which isn't available to play anymore but can still be played through Faceit hubs. Now we have CS2, which is so ♥♥♥♥ I moved to valorant. I cannot, in good conscience, tell anyone to play CS2 but what I will say is give it a year because I know them fellas at Valve are cooking up some juicy goodness. Exactly 1 year from now, I will update this review again. If my review hasn't changed then I'm dead
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PapaJacky May 16 @ 4:27am 
+rep nice moonwalks, king
BulletproofPepe May 1 @ 7:15pm 
+rep pretty good player
smooth milk Apr 25 @ 12:19pm 
i was solo queuing when i played against you buddy
smooth milk Apr 25 @ 12:19pm 
which mate? check my friends list no one on there knows you bro
ditzy <3 mitzy Apr 25 @ 12:18pm 
your mate commented on my profile which i deleted. you keep replying back to me so it's your problem. i didn't ask my 'bird' to back me up lol
smooth milk Apr 25 @ 12:14pm 
3 pages of comments on my profile buddy. yapping about my so-called "buddy" when its just me talking mate, even though youre the one that got ur bird to back you in the comments. i literally haven't got my first pube yet and youre crying over a dbd game nearly 12 hours after you rage quit from it. lol