PengisBwah
Ethan "Firm Handshake" Colm   Rutland, Vermont, United States
 
 
Owning a PC made me the ultimate human being to ever live in the entire existence of humanity itself. I bellow down into other console players as they try to compare their puny greatness to one of an absolute god. I can break bones, crush a car, tear down an entire building, and singlehandedly crush a block of bedrock with my bare fists. I get at least 20 phone numbers a day of women who are in need of a superior PC player rather than a virgin console gamer. I have solved world hunger, cured aids, found a cure for cancer, disarmed all of the worlds nuclear weapons, and much more. Console players cannot compare to the worth of us alpha male PC players.

okay, kid im done. i doubt you even have basic knowlege of hacking. i doul boot linux so i can run my scripts. you made a big mistake of replying to my comment without using a proxy, because i'm already tracking youre ip. since ur so hacking iliterate, that means internet protocol. once i find your ip i can easily install a backdoor trojan into your pc, not to mention your email will be in my hands. dont even bother turning off your pc, because i can rout malware into your power system so i can turn your excuse of a computer on at any time. it might be a good time to cancel your credit card since ill have that too. if i wanted i could release your home information onto my secure irc chat and maybe if your unlucky someone will come knocking at your door. id highly suggest you take your little comment about me back since i am no script kiddie. i know java and c++ fluently and make my own scripts and source code. because im a nice guy ill give you a chance to take it back. you have 4 hours in unix time, clock is ticking. ill let you know when the time is up by sending you an email to [redacted] which I aquired with a java program i just wrote. see you then :)
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American Jan 3, 2023 @ 9:00am 
Posting address in 3 days, gather around for the irl raid
nnacb Feb 5, 2020 @ 10:07pm 
woah, what kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser makes such a stupid name :steamsalty:
American Jan 26, 2020 @ 9:32pm 
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It's BAD to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE FRICKING QUEER and tell them how DISGUSTING they are