I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Uncle Mlynar. I try to play SilverAsh. My Uncle deals more damage. I try to play Surtr. Mlynar deals more damage. I try to play Gavial the (not very) Invincible. Mlynar deals more damage. I don’t even try to play Passenger. I want to play Aak. His best teammate is Mlynar. I want to play Sora, Skalter - they both want Mlynar. He grabs me by the throat. I farm CE-6 for him. I cook for him. I give him Max Leveled E2. He isn’t satisfied. I just want him to block. “I don’t block enemies” He tells me. “Give me 42 seconds.” He lets the enemies go through while casually reading that damn newspaper. “You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with Fragile.” I can’t pull for Suzuran, I don’t have enough Orundum. He grabs my credit card. It declines. “Guess this is the end.” He unsheathes his sword. He says “Me ni mabushiku wa utsurumai” There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, 4k physical damage per swing. What a cruel world.