looked at this profile and precame

this man helped Ted Cruz eat my son

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This guy stole my cat and I asked if I could have it back, but he said nah Ima keep this kitty then I cried for 50 minutes contemplating my life. I jumped off my bed and hurt my knee. This was my attempt at ending my life. I guess Im a cat because I think I have 8 more lives. Anyways this guy stole meh cat

What can I say about one of the Monkeys that really says enuff. Great teammate and always a pleasure to play with. The Monkeys tag is the only tag I have ever worn. They can be fruitier than a bunch of bananas, but always fun!

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