Look at me now I'm fully charged, when slightly aroused my d!ck is large, soon I'll be out without a trace, now take this L to your face. One blast from me will set you straight, after this I'm going to masturbate. With a wave from my finger and a flick of my d!ck, one zap from me will kill you quick so get on your knees to suck and blow but not right now I got to gooo.
~Dr. Seuss


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