My gaming achievements include the following:
-Top scoring with bronze damage on competitive turbine
-Beating Duke Fishron on Mastermode while listening to Projared’s theme song
-Romancing Yukiko
-Being the best Fox in melee (I could beat any top player I swear, trust me)
-Getting a shiny Eiscue in two eggs and two shiny corsolas in three eggs
-Being part of a newcomer team that got 3rd
-Having 24 downs on a round 47 game of Der Eisendrache
-Fishing in Minecraft for fun

Some of the cool items I’ve owned
-Startstorm Insomnia Killer Exclusive (both strange and non strange)
-Ameranthine Duck Billed Hatypus
-TF logo Co-Pilot
-Strange Starstorm Insomnia Brotherhood of Arms
-Sulphurous Salty Dog
-Sulphurous Cotton Head
-Morning Glory Tough Stuff Muffs
-Frostbite Tough Stuff Muffs
-Frozen Fractals Professional's Pom Pom
-Distant Dream Patriot Peak
-Devilish Diablo Patriot Peak
-TF logo Patriot Peak
-Stormy Storm Virtual Viewfinder
-Infernal Wraith Breadcrab
-Kill-a-watt Breadcrab (his name was harold)
-Bee Swarm Breadcrab (his name was Philip)
-Starstorm Slumber Duck Billed Hatypus
-Stare From Beyond Bone Dome
-Circling Heart Wandering Wraith
-Sinister Staining Phosphorus Brown Bomber
-One of each paint spelled Joe-on-the-Gos
-Defragmening Reality Tundra Top
-Atleast four Bubbling Tundra Tops (not all at once but my grimey gamer hands have been on a couple of those bastards)
-Cool Factory New Alien Tech Shotgun
-Strange Cool Field Tested Anodized Aloha Shotgun
-Cool Minimal Wear Anodized Aloha Rocket Launcher
-Cool Minimum Wear Anodized Aloha Wrench