Absolutely beautiful. A masterpiece. Truly ahead of it's time. This game is the pinnacle of the human race, the EPITOME of all that is good in this world. There is not a single thing in this world that I would rather do than play this amazing game. If I had to choose between my children and family's lives, and the ability to play or own Garfield Kart, without hesitation I would have my family put to death.

To some it is just a racing game featuring beloved cartoon characters Garfield and Jon Arbuckle, and all of their friends, and they would be right. This is a racing game featuring those characters. However, it is so much more. The game in a whole is a metaphor for soceity, what with the lack of online multiplayer really expressing the helplessness we feel of not being connected through the internet and video games, and the amount of skill it takes to drift through the UFOs usually leaves us falling behind on purpose just to watch somoene else get taken. It shows how in our society, rather than just giving into the amount of skill and working your way to be able to overcome a problem, you just let others take the heat. This game truly opened my eyes.

It absolutely astounds me how many people don't understand the underlying themes of this game. I would be talking to my friends, when the topic of this game would come up. They laugh at me, for my infatuation with just "a kids game" and "a racing game for little babies". They truly are inferiour in intellect, for they don't understand. I merely laugh, and proceed to lay upon them the truth of this game. I watch as they fall dumbfounded, their eyes wide, in true astonishment as I open their minds to the true meanings and depth of this game. When I finish, I laugh at their foolishness, as I had just enlightened them on the true meaning of Garfield Kart.

The fact that this game wears the mask of a child's racing game is quite simply genius as well, as it would take a true intellectual like myself to understand how deep this game is. The cartoon show Rick and Morty has been deemed intelligent in this sense, for example, at the fact that it appears to be a stupid cartoon show, but it is too forward with it's themes. People who watch Rick and Morty are mere baboons in the presence of Garfield Kart. It is saddening, truly, how few people know what Garfield Kart really is.

It is almost disrespectful to watch people play it without even at least knowing the fact that Garfield Kart is one of the most complex, intelligent, and ingenius pieces of media of all time. To play this like it's simply a racing game featuring Garfield is like taking one look at the ocean and saying it's simply water; while the statement is true, it's far from everything about it.

This game is a work of genius. Before you play it, one should at least get a general idea of the pure magnificence and intelligence that is Garfield Kart.