Recent reviews by Zaxento The Greedy

Credit where credit is due, this prototype achieves what many other cancelled projects dream of: Being fun to play.

The Graphics are quite appealing to my eyes, and the attacks available feel excellent, with animations that feel quite right to the scene, i've quite liked the smaller details as well, like defeated enemies looking darker, or the ability to knock enemies into a pit or a spear that can pierce them, the scenery as well is of high quality, and it's clear a lot of work has been put into something like this which is a prototype, while the AI isn't the brightest, they serve their purpose effectively, and i admit i may have gotten hit a few times when i let my guard down.

Regarding bugs, through casual play, and even going through it a second time to scope out some smaller details and moves i may have missed, i haven't found a single one, which is surprising for something like this.

Anyways, i feel this game could be a lot more fun if it were turned into a full game, and it'd still be very well distinguished from the well-known streets of rage 4, even to a non-fan of golden axe, i'd say this would be great fun, and likely enhanced by friends being around. (Although i don't have friends available, so i played this alone.)

Oh, almost forgot to mention, thanks Sega, ya'll are Kings for releasing this to the public, you made me smile thanks to this.

The Visuals are ass, the name of the Game doesn't describe it very well and did i mention looking at it makes me want to die?

I keep occasionally installing the Game just to remind myself why i uninstalled it again, it's like a Curse.
It's really hard to give this game a chance when the Dwarves are literally a stretched Human Sprite or the Elves are also a stretched Human Sprite.

Wait, are all the usable Races Human Sprite variations?
Yikes.

The Visuals are probably my biggest gripe with the Game, and maybe its even the only one but Jesus on a pogostick flipping off my Dad making burgers, this Game sucks ass!

Want to give your King a different robe?
Too bad, there's only one robe option!

Even a hecking sprite comic from 2013 is better than this! (Okay, maybe they're on even ground as most of those are pretty bad too.)

I don't even know what i'm complaining about anymore!

They could have added at least something, like giving giants a unibrow!
Ugh, i'm going to go post this review and do some edgy monologues, finishing off with a nice scream in the complaint corner.

Game sucks but it gives free trading card packs so...

10/10 GOTY

Great fun when you aren't thinking about how Shining Force CD will never be ported to PC.

The moment you purchase this, your father in law will proceed to frame you in order to send you to jail for even thinking of robbing banks and possibly at one stage, supporting absurd DLC practices.

Otherwise it is the pinnacle of perfection for the single man, your ears will love it when you screw up one thing.

Prevented me from discovering the new Steam Client, thanks, Simpsons the third!

Good thing i was already depressed before playing this, Depression debuffs don't stack.

Though i could've used boots of +5 Fire Resistance for listening to Yuri and Natsuki roasting each other...

Gamma's Story gave me more Feels than the entirety of Undertale.

He's also the only Character whom got realy good Character Development in my Personal Opinion, however Chaos was kind of good too, but i fear mistranslation got in the way for him.

Uhhhh... well it certainly has more Content than Undertale does for the Same Price?

Wait, i'm supposed to make a Review? fine...

All of my hours were just put into playing City Escape for Rings and Chaos Drives, so here's the Plot according to my flawed knowledge:

Waluigi gets tired of Anime and decides to make a Mech to destroy everything, he frees Coldsteel from a Gay Baby Jail in the Process.

Coldsteel says some trash, and proceeds to lead our good friend to the "Super Star.", but in order to get there, Mario needs to Jump up realy high.

Also, Camilla and Snoop Dogg argue about some stuff or something, but it has no plot relevance, so lets ignore literaly everything they do.

Waluigi ends up back at Nintendo HQ and finds out Coldsteel stole a Magic Plot Device.

Meanwhile in another location, Sasuke rebels against his Parents because they didn't give him a Naruto Bodypillow, and proceeds to get chased by the Police because of how many People he killed inside those Cars.

Then later, Coldsteel and Sasuke meet up and start one of the Greatest Anime Crossover Battles of all time, but Coldsteel wins with the power of being "Purple" and "Cool", while Sasuke goes to Jail.

Waluigi goes to Space and has happy fun times, and meets up with Coldsteel and Camilla, so they decided to look for more Plot Devices back down at "Earth",and Coldsteel does more Edgy Crap.

Then Bubsy from a well hated Franchise kills his Friends to use as Parts for his Mech to kill all whom would oppose Sasuke, and starts one of the Greatest Ships of all time, you are scum to me if you don't like Bubsy x Sasuke.

I'm too lazy to continue this right now, but i will when i feel like it.

I became a Paladin Butler wielding a Machine Gun and Battle Axe, 10/10 would create a Character with Dice Rolls again.