cheats

loser

L cheating and still bad at the game.

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I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even need a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind, like a biological wallhack. His godlike perception is crisp with the precision of his cross-hair placement. His mouse-work gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. Each bullet that escapes his gun barrel is surgical; making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his cross-hair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly manipulating the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "Man" is the epitome of eternal.

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