Recent reviews by Lord Blackburn

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was this a journey, easily one of the best games I've ever played, EASILY

This was my first rogue-like experience, and I had a blast. Enough of a blast to 100% the game and get all achievements. Definitely more than it seems on the surface. The absurdity of the items can be funny as all hell, like I had a golden gun as Luis with the tax receipt item and 4.5k in the bank, 4 shot the true final boss. The bullets as big as the stage you're fighting in. I had a run as Lydia on the night that I'm writing this where I got the item that makes your secondary weapon your primary, which was the Super Flamethrower, then the defective microwave item that makes your shots radioactive, and then the cookie item that turns your shots into cookies that do increased damage. An infinite ammo piss spread stream of radioactive fire cookies, coolest ♥♥♥♥ ever.