2000 years after he said he'd join in a bit, still no communication back from moon base

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I was walking down the street then i turn to my left and see this man to my right so then i run up the block and he tells me to wait at the first gate but i told him we dont have pizza at mcdonalds so he drove to the third window and we saw some ducks at the pond then we decided to feed the gorrilas at the subway station but we were late for yoga class at the bank of america.

Had an x-ray done today and they found you in my heart. The doctor said if they took you out, I would die, because I could not live without such an amazing friend. Give this heart to everyone who you don't wanna lose in "2016" including me if you care Try to collect twelve (12) its not easy. Be honest! Send this to anyone who made you smile this year

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