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"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most don't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.

As far as we know, tears consist of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.

Here I listed the price for 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):

(Price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (Price 1 cubic litre water/100) = Price for 10 Litre Tears

France: 0,20 $

Italy: 0,17 $

Germany: 0,19 $

United Kingdom: 0,22 $

USA: 0,18 $

Canada: 0,18 $

Japan: 0,18 $

Russia: 0,16 $

That means Russia has the cheapest cry.

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This is true ⬇️ I was the house

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard dong push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.