You're a mama's boy
I was born in an arctic cave
And adopted by wolves
That's how I was raised
I didn't drink milk
I suckled the fangs of venomous snakes
I killed the first man that I met
With just my firm handshake
I potty trained myself
You're still bed-wetting
I smell like charcoal when I'm sweating
And was my best man at my own wedding
Search Google Images
For masculinity
Feel free to Photoshop your face
On that image of me
Creative Commons, punk
Meanwhile I'll be adjusting some really large nuts