Recent reviews by cool-ass skull with choccy milk

my skill in mario kart did not transcribe into this game (my friend who never touched a controller before playing this is constantly beating me and the others)

the best thing i've ever seen happen in any game:
exploring a mansion-looking place with a friend, he's behind me and talking on the radio, so i turn around! five seconds later, i turn back to him and he is gone, with only bloodstains and a radio on the ground.

10/10 we love the flower man

game good, i get to be a security officer with a funny morbusine knife who can and will stab and/or shoot you

now i can drink until i pass out, but with two fancier mugs instead of one!

finally finished this game to full completion, and i have to say, it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucked :D
- your average isaac player who got dead god

The cool part about the GOTY edition is that none of EA's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ touched this version of the game, unlike the mobile port.

Everhood's the best way to get high without doing drugs.
Unless you count Everhood as a drug, I wouldn't blame you if you did.

Y'know, this is just amazing. A bunch of the old games were revamped, the new one is just amazing, but best of all, Charles crashed the game three times. I dunno if that's intentional, but it's good content.