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you ever wanted to lobotomize an alien species, then genetically engineer them to be tasty and eat them?

john halo is my favorite protagonist he is green and he shoot alien and he doesnt afraid of anything

>literal world war, fighting everyone
>persia is 300 points ahead of me and they just devoured the nation between us in 10 turns
>ah ♥♥♥♥
>spam mechanized infantry and guided missiles
>place them all at the border
>going well, almost all persians died
>get nuked
>all units disappeared
>all buildings are gone
>city is half destroyed
>10 persian tanks roll in
>esc
>exit to windows

Orb

UPDATE: greatsword

UPDATE: feet

20 minute of AFKing for 1544 achivements
the gameplay itself is : control a snowflake shaped ship that fights glowing green dildos that emit 70's scifi laser gun sounds

its alright

We had to get a reactor online
I go as a tech, just in case the other tech dies a horribly slow and painful death
I get a turret and an assault rifle
We get to the gate that needs to be hacked
other tech starts hacking, I place the turret to protect us
I open the terminal
Turns out there's a huge turret above us that can be controlled!
I brutally murder every single alien in the room
Even those nasty flying thingies
the turret I placed runs out so my butt is not protected from the sharp claws
I gotta stop using the turret because the other 2 players arent here
One blew himself up
The other one decided to punch some aliens at the other side of the map
More nasty flying stuff
Other tech is for some reason really slow at hacking
I tell him to hurry
Turns out he's afk
He dies
I tell the other guy to come to me and cover me while I hack
He comes here with a flamethrower
''If you have a flamethrower why were you punching stuff''
''For the achivement duhhhhhh''
He lights me on fire
Flamethrowers have built in extinguishers
Activated reactor, ready to go
Dude runs out of ammo
punches stuff
dies while punching stuff
Im alone
I run
I spam laser trip mines that I forgot to use even tho I equipped them
I survive
Im called a noob for using laser trip mines

I get in the game
Tutorial
you get to choose between weapons that you'll get to keep
I get to my ship, it has a depressed AI that makes puns every 10 minutes
I walk around, thinking WOAH TECHNOLOGY
in chat someone mentions credit farming
yeah why not, I beg him to bring me too
I spend it on 8 weapons and a frame called rhino
I paint the rhino pink
everyone praises me.... ? ?? wha???
I get another frame that teleports around stabbing people
Its awesome
I get a dog
forget to buy dna stabilizer
dog dies
I get space aids from nidus
OMYGODTHERESAPINKTHINGYONMYNECK
it has a tentacle
its moving around
I somehow turn that cyst into a zombie pet
keep it in stasis because pets are more expensive than children irl
I unlock urAnus
I play survival on uranus
I get kewl looking stuff that I dunno what are used for
I ask someone
he invites me to his clan
WOAH TECHNOLOGY
it even has an obstacle course
my record is 40 minutes
the best is 12 seconds

Imagine CSGO with more pvp gamemodes, coop, zombies, more weapons, and sprinting. And you get ava.

In the army you had to disassemble your ak47 under 30 seconds with your eyes closed. This game lets you do the same without the time limit and the fear of having to peel potatoes if you fail.