Stewie: [talking to very old prostitute] So, is there any tread on the tires, or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
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user, n.:
The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot."
-- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top"

[I always thought "computer professional" was the phrase hackers used
when they meant "idiot." Ed.]
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[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled
programming...]
-- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
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Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
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if it GLISTENS, gobble it!!
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echo "Congratulations. You aren't running Eunice."
-- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
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The man she had was kind and clean
And well enough for every day,
But oh, dear friends, you should have seen
The one that got away.
-- Dorothy Parker, "The Fisherwoman"
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𝙼𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚖𝚊𝚜 ! ♥

oh I just thought i'd send you a message incase you forgot about me, and I've been curious since you're not playing mich. and i'm good, thanks.

how you doin'?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

This guy is very fast and friendly trader+rep