Recent reviews by The Crippled Crip

Pizza Towers doesn't just offer a trip to the past of it Wario Land like gameplay, Its like a trip to the past for anyone that lived through their childhood of the 2000's playing adobe flash games. Its unique look and endless mechanics give you laughs, joyfulness and excitement. Peppinio Pepperoni is a glorious addition to our Italian video game characters, having the tough and coolness of a hero while also being laughable at for being a scaredy-cat due to his never ending torture of his dangerous journey through the Pizza Tower. The soundtrack...DON"T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE F**KING SOUNDTRACK. I"D HIRE THE MUSIC CREW OF THIS GAME IN A HEARTBEAT! ITS IS A GIFT FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE. ITS...

*ahem!* Lost my cool there...

Pizza Tower totally deserves all the praise it can get and it sets itself as a reminder that a game, as simple as it looks, can really give you a run for your money for what it has to offer. A well earned 10/10 in my book.

Secret Message below:

Everybody wanna be a superstar
Get a lot of money, drive fancy cars
Everybody wanna be a superstar
Get a lot of money, might not see tomorrow

Portal Reloaded is a fantastic addition to what we love about Portal's puzzling challenges and taking it to a whole new dimension with the new Time Portal mechanic. I enjoyed what new possibilities brings to players with the ability and find many different ways to solve each chamber's puzzle. Using the laws of time and learning how it works is both mind blowing and really awakens the third eye of a person. The only complaint I could give is that I wish there was more.

9/10 cuz I ate one already :)