Recent reviews by Sprite

>go to life server, spawning in Kavala
>first time visiting a life server
>approached a man named "StevenCawking" and asked him where to buy a gun
> fast forward, man directs me to a gun shop, purchase a gun, then take a medic hostage and steal his ambulance
>some casuals call the cops on me, freak out
>spill the ambulance on the side of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ building, ran up to the roof, climb up the ladder
>accidentally go full ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, drop medic off side of building
>medic messages me, saying that is a bannable offense
>start getting PTSD from being banned so many times from 8 year Olds on epoch/exile
>whoopwhoopitsthesoundofthepolice.gif
>police are telling me to come down with my hands up
>freaking out, shoot a civ in the head who was on ground level thinking he was an undercover sergeant
>jump off roof, hit the side of a building, wounded horribly, but not quite dead
>downed, bagged, and tagged by the police
>taking me to the police station
Then, there he is...
>StevenCawking is there behind the gate
>as the SUV pulls in, he closes the gate on it, exploding it all to high ever-loving ♥♥♥♥
>deal bodies fly away from the burning debris to heaven, or at least debug island
Never heard of StevenCawking again. Some say he is still shutting gates on cars at police HQs to this day.

11/10 would kidnap again