Recent reviews by Geld ヽ( ｡ ヮﾟ)ノ

Haven't had this satisfying of an experience in years. Great gameplay, great music, great visuals, and an unexpectedly enthralling story. Worth the money.

ignore my past concerns, its nice.

this game has a metric ton of potential, but at the moment its just a big button mash cluster that will make you cyka blyat.


3.4/25 -Geld

Delver is bloody awesome m80. buy it.

but if your looking for a serious review, then I will just use a few words:

splendid, addicting, time killing, and nerdy. still buy it.

dont worry about my small playing time, I saw this game in a post on a giveaway group, and because I LOVE hearthstone I gave it a try. I beat the nexus mind guy (forgot hisn ame so Im using something from Destiny) and this game is very fun. lots of things to use and play with, and the game is still early access! I suggest you download it now, have fun, and do either of these 2 things. 1: go outside and something because you had enough fun for today, or 2: keep playing in your dark room, wondering how your having fun in your miserable run-down life.


If your confused from the last part, just get it.

Great game across all platforms. A classic you can play for months and still find new things. Expansive and creative, and offers a greater sense of satisfaction than many other platforming games. Plus, portal references.

-has genius escape plan to get out of a winter prison
-takes poster of wall
-guard comes soon after
-game doesn't let you put poster back because your too close to the wall
-solitary


if your wondering about the plan (your most likely not, but if you wanna get outta flught, this is a good one)
then I will write it down, spoilers.


-get woodshop job
-make hole in work area so contraband detectors dont get you
-make another hole in back of cell when nobody is there (breakfast or dinner works)
-lay out some food and knives by gate 1
-get guard outfit and make bed dummy, then place bed dummy
-cut first gate at night
-make sure you have fake gate ready (3 wires)
-use shovel to dig under electric gate (disabling the generator is guarunteed, I havent really gotten this far yet into the plan)
-dig up (bring pickaxe for surprise boulders, and dont forget food)
-sing Dora theme song as you escape

thats the plan I made, the original part is why Im not too far into the plan.

lol, I made a review for this game as a joke about the people that whine about it not working. While I am one of those sad people, I have this on console and because I am already in my late 40's in game, I have the right to say this is an awesome game by bethesda, open world is great. Story is always great with a fallout game. I love the music, and while it gets slightly boring after 220 hours or so. The action is superb.

9.99 is not under $10.00 -10/10

I grew a beard the size of my couch on the first run, blew up australia, only spoke in one liners, dual wielded explosive miniguns while drinking vodka with bruce lee, broke keyboard typing this, and flexed so hard it caused a hurricane in Cuba.

all of this for an hour after playing the game