Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Little girl: Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog? Grandpa: I suppose so sweetheart. Why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?" Little girl: Because Mum said that when you croak, we're going to Disneyland.
ㅤ* Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
ㅤ* Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!