Nick Frosty: well yeah
Nick Frosty: youre like the perfect girl
Patau: ima ♥♥♥♥♥♥ loveing yo
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Haley K. Tucker, I know this seems sort of sudden and we aren't as close as we used to be but.. it feels like just yesterday we met on prop hunt in 2015. I remeber whiteknighting you like i have never whiteknighted before. These two years have gone by so quickly yet so slowly, and I've cherished every single moment i've spent with you. So that brings me to the question.. will you marry me?

@haley Fortnite. Every day with you is Fortnite. IM SICK OF FORTNITE. Sit down. Play minecraft. Play roblox. Play ANYTHING. TORTURE YOURSELF, I DONT CARE, JUST SHUT UP ABOUT FORTNITE. I swear to god you must be an epic employee because you're advertising this game harder than I've ever seen it be advertised online. It's not even that good, it's LITERALLY MINECRAFT HUNGER GAMES. THIS IS YOUR TASTE IN VIDEO GAMES, ABSOLUTE GARBAGE. GET BETTER TASTE OR DIVORCE MY MOTHER, YOU SICK DEPLORABLE. GET OUT OF MY MOMS HOUSE BEFORE I GET THE SANDAL. GET OUT GET OUT GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT