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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️
💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️
✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤
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Let's break it down.
Crack:
Short term high, with heightened feeling of euphoria and confidence.
Increased heart rate and blood pressure
Disturbed Sleep/insomnia
Nausea
Sexual Dysfunction
Extreme addiction
Loss of interest in social activities.
Balatro:
Short term high, with heightened feeling of euphoria and confidence.
Increased heart rate and blood pressure
Disturbed Sleep/insomnia
Nausea
Sexual Dysfunction
Extreme addiction
Loss of interest in social activities.
The answer:
The only way you can improve your Balatro experience is to consume CRACK. The two go hand in hand and are really the only two things you will ever need for the rest of your life. I have been sat here for the past 37 hours straight playing this game. I haven't slept. I haven't eaten. I haven't even blinked. Yet, I have no desire to stop whatsoever. "Just 1 more run" I say, as the clock ticks over to 5:34 AM. Balatro is life. I love Balatro.