Hello, my name is Nick Torres and welcome to NicksFoodReview, today I am going to review a long time favorite of mine, KFC. I ordered a $5 fill up(PTSD gets triggered and has a flashback to his life without muscles) which is something I have loved and enjoyed for years. Before I start, I would like to compliment how crispy the chicken looks, and how tender it feels in my hand. (Grabs chicken and heads it towards mouth)I can’t wait to have KFC for the first time in years (takes bite into chicken, screen goes black, everything fades into darkness). It has been 2 years now since the day I ate KFC, and I am now 1.4 tons, and it keeps increasing. I eat KFC 6 times a week, and only miss one day so that I can play PS4. I am now diabetic and only have 4 years to live, ever since my food review life has never been the same. (Scene cuts, skips to new scene) My name is Nick Torres and your watching Disney Channel.

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