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Plz dont click on any site or fake link they send you asking if you can "vote blah blah blah"... I can't believe people fall for this or why else do I keep seeing it? Make sure the sender is really who they say they are or you might lose control of your account and friend list like they did.
Sad. I hope they get their account back. Scammers are the scum of the earth
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The wind doth taste so bitter sweet,
Like Jaspar wine and sugar,
It must have blown through someone's feet,
Like those of Caspar Weinberger.
-- P. Opus
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A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
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I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them up.
-- Biff Barf
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I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
-- Arturo Toscanini
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"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong
and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a
thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually
turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."
- One of the laws of computers and programming revealed.
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When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.
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