Recent reviews by Tomatogatcha

Best war themed hat simulator on the market. Not to mention it's survived nearly 13 years. Honestly my favorite game and I hope it survives beyond 2020 if Valve can either work on it again or pass it off to community management. God speed this magnificent bastard.

Rest in Peace Rick May

Great game to play if you're a closeted homosexual. Yell "no ♥♥♥♥ tho" when you purposely reach for one of their team member's helecoptering bulges.

I get to blow up the enemies using my own car
I can't hit the ball but all of my european friends can
My car looks really dorky with a star and paper hat
Confetti, streamers, and noise makers go off when I boost

10/10 would reccomend