บทวิจารณ์ล่าสุดโดย jacksun

TOTSUGEKI 🐬Counter. 🚫 TOTSUGEKI 🐬 Counter. 🚫 TOTSUGEKI 🐬 Counter. 🚫 TOTSUGEKI 🐬

IM THE DISASTER OF PASSION 🗣️

i've said it once, and i'll say it again. you can play as a BEAR in this game.

I was walking down the dark hallways, alone. My inventory held some very useful things. A flashlight, a walkie talkie, a stop sign, and an apparatus. This would make our team some good money. But as I was walking, I heard some strange noises coming from ahead. I stopped in my tracks and, low and behold, discovered a plethora of creatures awaiting for me.

I stood there in silence, staring dead ahead. I dropped the apparatus from my hand. My flashlight would soon run out of battery, and my walkie was running low as well. It was unclear to me what time it was outside, but my teammates were radioing me to head back to the ship moments earlier. I put the radio up to my mouth.

"I've ran into trouble." I said.

"Run past them!" said one of my teammates.

But that would be no use. I was carrying so much heavy items on me that I moved too slowly to out run them. I took a look at the stop sign in my inventory. I could use this as a weapon to clear out the way and make it to the exit.

"It's no use. But that's okay, you guys got it from here."

"Wait, what are y-"

I turned the radio off. I took out my stop sign. My flashlight was slowly dying, but the room was still illuminated by the shine of the apparatus. I lunged forward to fight the creatures, screaming, and perished.

My teammates proceeded to not realize that there were dog creatures outside the ship that heard their useless screaming for me to come back to the ship. They were eaten alive. We lost everything. The company enforced their disciplinary measures on us.

10/10

when i started this game i was like "FOR REAL?!?!?!"

around 50 hours in, i was like "ARE YOU LISTENING?"

at the end of the game, a single tear fell from my eye, and i whispered to myself "looking cool joker..."

i never knew how much i needed a flirty uberweeb receptionist but god i need one

my skin melts from my body when i play this game

you can play as a bear in this game

the dante dance scene gives this game an instant 10/10 in my books

they should add mario to this game

ZOINKS SCOOBS! LEBRON JUST LIKE... TOTALLY DUNKED ON BATMAN!