Greetings, human. Or should I say... Friend?

Mew ´s the name.
ProfMew.

Gamer, Nerd, Man of dishonor.
Whilst you were studying the blade, I studied nothing at all.

I dunno, not much else to say. I loved Starbound back in the alpha and dispise it nowerdays.
If you want to play the "Enraged Coala" version, first of all, good on you.
Second of all, just let me know and I will show you da wae. As is current meme.


Same goes for Dead By Daylight.
But sadly I have nothing that could save you from the hellscape thats 2.0+
No, for real. I played the game back when there was only one killer.
And damn I miss those times...
->->->->

Also, Satellite Reign is like, one of the best games I ever played?
And I got it for free? Huh? Go buy it. Its awesome. I have a review of it somewhere.
->->->->

Fav game forever: THE EVIL WITHIN
Im not even sure why. Its my baby. I love it. With every cell of my body.
#LauraIsBestWaifuPeriod
VS.

And of course, The One And Only, LEGENDARY:

Deponia.

I cant realy express how much this game means for me. Its just...
Its beautiful, ok? Its silly. Its fun. And yet still it sucks you in and leaves you hollow.
X

My hottest tip:
Go buy ORION: Prelude. Its 0,99. Wich is insane. (You make dino go pew-pew.)
Because its lowkey the best multiplayer-game to play with your buddys.
Simple, high replay value, satisfieing, several gamemodes, and cheap af.
Like, I would say 15€ would still be a steal. Trust me on this one. Its 1€. Just, buy it.
(Not Guardions of Orion. That one is a disaster. And a stain upon gods earth.)

Also, buy Hollow Knight but thats not some sort of hidden knowladge.

(Worms: Relodet was the first game I ever got.
My father baught it for me on christmas, not knowing it was linked to Steam.
Or even knowing what Steam itself was.
So this game is the reason I even have an account here in the first place,
and why I turned into such an epic gamer.
I dunno, felt like it deserved a place in my "Achivements Showcase".
Not for being good. But an honorable mention non the less.
Shoutout to the Monty Phytons.)