A beer delayed is a beer denied.
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Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV
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That, that is, is.
That, that is not, is not.
That, that is, is not that, that is not.
That, that is not, is not that, that is.
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"Mom knows EVERYTHING" -Calvin
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Bureaucrat, n.:
A person who cuts red tape sideways.
-- J. McCabe
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"IBM uses what I like to call the 'hole-in-the-ground technique'
to destroy the competition..... IBM digs a big HOLE in the
ground and covers it with leaves. It then puts a big POT
OF GOLD nearby. Then it gives the call, 'Hey, look at all
this gold, get over here fast.' As soon as the competitor
approaches the pot, he falls into the pit"
- John C. Dvorak
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