Recent reviews by kukupiky

Play as German Empire

Austria-Hungary is incompetent

11/10 accurate WW1.

But in all seriousness, this game is great. Its difficult as all hell to learn, but it's so satisfying to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of any nation as soon as you get competent.

This game basically has you become the shadow dictator of any country on Earth between 1914 to 1964. You have to manage the nation's industrial capacity, technological development, politics, foreign relations, military, intelligence net-works, etc.

Some of the exact systems are kind of ham-fisted, and the UI is difficult to learn, but it all meshes together very well to form an accurate representation of actually managing a government.

Super Smash Bros but on steam




on that note 10/10

hi. i dont know what to say here so im going to post a recipe for pasta

1. get a pot
2. get tomato sauce
3. get pasta
4. get salt
5.get pepper
6. get whatever vegetables and meat you want in them.
7. put in pot
8. kill it with fire
9.???
10. profit

10/10 would play again

it sucks

its not worth the cancer

An amazing stealth game. Most stealth games seem to try to put you in the eyes of a ninja, or spy. They try to fully immerse you in the experience. Klei's gem does away with this P.O.V and the game is instead a sidescroller.

In fact, id argue this is more immersive. A "ninja" in the traditional sense, is a master of stealth, and knows where everything is and how to use it. This 2d point of view sets this immersiveness up perfectly.

Many stealth games I've seen fail to make being caught just as engaging an experience as being a master of badassery. The fighting and running (especially from later enemies such as stalkers) when they find you, FEELS satisfying, even though you dont WANT it to happen.

This game also advocates multiple playstyles. If you want to be an ultimate assassin (kill all) you can fulfill the Assasin fantasy. You can also be the puzzle solver, if you want. And if you want to be a whisper in the night (not being detected or killing anybody).

For the following reasons, the game has unique stealth mechanics that make it more satisfying, that failing to remain 100% stealthy has a consequence that [while] making it so you dont want it to happen, but it's still satisfying when you do; and that you can play the game with a number of different playstyles; I strongly encourage you to play this game.

I forgot to mention. the AI is Stupid as ♥♥♥♥. (clearly sees you go down a vent, doesnt follow)

(I just got back from my Public Forum Debate tournament)

9.3/10

This game is so trash, when i try to install it, my brain cells try to give themselves cancer.
This game is so trash when i install it, my eyeballs try to leap out of my skull.
This game is so trash, when i try to install it, my arms try to strangle me.
This game is so trash, when i try to install it, my nose trys to slap my ass.

So basically when i try to install it i explode
(o btw, if your friend gifts you this, he gave you coal for christmas.)

9/11 would explode again. ;)

WH EEEEEEE! hahaha

Hotline miami in a nutshell
-pick up spammy the knife
-run into a room
-beat the crap out of people
- rinse and repeat

11/10 would repeat cliche 11/10 would _____ joke again

This game isn't innovative, it isn't different from all the other platformers and button-mashing fighting games. It has to it's name no novel mechanic which by itself makes the game worth the price of admission.

But sometimes, one just has to admire solid craftmanship.

9/10

This game is more american than Chuck Norris waving a tattered flag over a burning empire state building with 2 AKs Gunning down chinese, north korean, russian, and Syrian helicopters at the same time while yelling "AMERICA! ♥♥♥♥ YEAH!"

11/10 would beat Chuck Norris again

Things in tf2

1: hats
2. gameplay
3. hats
4. trading
5. ridiculously stupid usernames
6. hats
7. A game
8. scooty wooties
9. memes
10. jars of piss
11. hats







11/10 would play a game about hats again ( but still great game download and play)