Recent reviews by HellVonMeow

Finished the game in 14 hours. Still lots to do left over! Honestly can't believe how cheap this game is! I would have paid 50$ for a game like this! I laughed the whole way through.

10/10

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Controller-friendly }---
☐ hell no
☑ it's okay
☐ good
☐ really nice
☐ perfect

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
------------------------------------------------
Final thoughts: After 5 hours, I have reached the end of the story. From this point is is just grind. I really wish there was more story to the game or more places to visit on the map. Now the game is a collect them all for 15$ ( on sale). I hope that more comes out later. I do not see myself playing this longer then a week.

Edit: I currently have 17 hours in the game. After the most recent update, I have crashed a lot less. However, there are visual bugs. They are small, but very noticeable since i'm trying to create my perfect cafe. Thinking in the long run, there are very limited items you can get and cats too. Although you can have a max of 40+ cats, there are only 30 something cats available. Perhaps more cats to come in the future.

Also, if you join the discord, the DEVs are listening and taking feedback. Again, I do not see myself playing this game longer then a week just because after I have my "perfect" cafe, that's it. Nothing else left to do besides press the next day. (4/16/2022).

I really like the game and the story. I can't tell you have many times I burst out laughing. I wish more of my friends played this game so we could quote it! However..

Holy bugs. This game is so buggy! At least once a chapter, I would have to load a last checkpoint. Either not all the people I was supposed to killed spawned or the characters would just get stuck in the part where we need to hyped the team up ("R button"). They would just sway back and forth. Sometimes, whole fights would just be skipped and story would be missed.

Also, I don't know why, but in most of the costumes, they made Gamora have a bulge around her private area. Like, I dont know if it was just the way she was standing, but once I noticed it, I could stop noticing it. Also, her costume would clip if it had a cape.
It's also funny how intentional cut scenes would would have clipped things like arms going threw rocks. I mean it's easy bugs to fix!

I would never replay the game. I finished it, beat the story, then uninstalled. It's not a game I feel like I want to play again because everything in liner. No matter what choices you make, you will end up at the same point. There is no open world to explore after as well.

I would give this game a: golden wrapped Adam Warlock with a tracker on his butt out of ten. (If I cant quote this game with friends, then I might as well quote it here!)

Honestly really fun with friends. Not fun with public games.

This game is missing way to many features. There is no in-game chat, text chat, etc. You do not auto spectate your team mates; Which means you sometimes have to go though 40+ players to find your own. You do not get to choose a name. Finally, just way to many hackers.

This game was amazing! The puzzles were really well done and the music was beautiful! worth getting!

Its a really cool update, lots of nice fashion but honestly, wait till it goes on sale. Worth the 5$ not the 20$