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Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change
Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Maui: breathe it in!
I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a demi-god
What can I say except you're welcome
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy
Hey!
What has two thumbs that pulled up the sky
When you were waddling yay high
This guy!
When the nights got cold
Who stole you fire from down below
You're lookin' at him, yo
Oh, also I lassoed the sun
You're welcome!
To stretch the days and bring you fun
Also I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome!
To fill your sails and shake your trees
So what can I say except you're welcome
For the islands I pulled from the sea
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You're welcome!
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground, oh
That was Maui just messing around
I killed an eel
I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts
What's the lesson
What is the take-away
Don't mess with Maui when he's on the break-away
And the tapestry here on my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
Look at that mini-Maui just tippity-tappin'
Well, anyway let me say you're welcome
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go
Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away
You're welcome!
'Cause Maui can do anything but float
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
And thank you!

Feels Bad, Cant get items to progress through the act (not that I cant on other builds) as rares are too strong to the point of unkillable, either one shotting me or never dying but rares are the only things dropping anything, crafting is done, many (but not all) juicing is done. adapting is not the main problem mostly the direction of the game is working harder for a lot less which is not fun. hope other's have fun but I know I wont.

one thing I would like to say is that GGG need to stop balancing for the top 2% like who really care if over 200 unique items drop in a single map when almost all of them are loot filtered out and you only have 60 sqaure of space (or 360 for all portals) your not doing anything attacking or nerfing the top 2% they will always win or not play that is it. Focus on get the noobs and mid tier players to play more and push for the high tier content (like the ♥♥♥♥♥ bosses you put in the game like Uber Uber Uber Uber The Uberest) and make those thing rewarding and not the so call ultra rare loot goblins or midgets.