My name? Oh let me tell you my name, uhh, I'm confused, because uh you know, like we're supposed to believe in the ministry right? So is i is the church and state supposed to be separate? I'm confused cause I never went to school, right? Does a confused person get a resolution? I don't understand, you see, when you go like that it makes cross, two fingers right? you have a cross, two sticks right? And that's how I felt when I was in Waterloo, because when I walked in Waterloo, and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire, they used a cross and they went like this by not smiling at me.

In Toronto, hey hi guys you know me, Steve Spiros, easy going? Those who know me, I'm a nobody, you understand? And you can't kill a person with no body. So why am I afraid? I'm not afraid, I'm afraid of the boogeyman, who's the boogeyman? You figure it out! I'm getting out of here! I'm going back to Waterloo where the vampires hangout, and I'm gonna wear my sunglasses at night, you know why? Because women show their tits, have short skirts and then the feel violated when I look at them, why? Cause I have sunglasses on and I'm weird.

Uhh, I'm from Humberside, I'm sorry if I made a fool of Humberside, but all those people who called me a sleepwalker, I woke up! Now I'm going back to sleep, so I can be committed in an isolation room, because I'm gonna go back to the ministry and allow them to perceive me as I am, a ♥♥♥♥ UP! GOODBYE!

Hey Toronto the good, look at look at this square, it was a ♥♥♥♥ hole when I worked here, now it looks like New York Manhattan! Where are the bums? There's no bums here, Toronto doesn't have bums, but Waterloo, they're creating bums, they created me, why? I don't know, maybe it's the church, talk to the Pope he knows everything, I've had it! I'm gonna die... how can you die when you're already dead? Oh wait a second, I'm gonna be crucified right? *rips open shirt, clears throat* I'm not gonna raise my voice, cause I’m committed to the lord… I love you.