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-- Mae West
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UPS Woman: I've got a package for Glen Quagmire.
Quagmire: I'll be right back [Closes door, then returns a moment later, naked]
Quagmire: And I've got a package for you too! Oh! [she maces him]
Quagmire: Nice try, but I've built up an immunity.
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Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
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My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.
-- The Dragon to Grendel, in John Gardner's "Grendel"
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Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because
God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software
engineer.
-- Fred Brooks
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"I dislike companies that have a we-are-the-high-priests-of-hardware-so-you'll-
like-what-we-give-you attitude. I like commodity markets in which iron-and-
silicon ha