I am an absolute beast. I am a bull, A freak of nature. I am intelligent, extremely handsome, but most importantly: humble. When people see me, they often assume that I'm just another pretty face. In fact, as you read this admissions officer, you're probably wondering how such a man can write so well on top of everything else. And truthfully, I don’t know myself. I am a true walking contradiction; an all-time great human being, yet very down to earth. I possess the looks of a male model and the intellect of a business mogul. But despite all of this, I am still a human being. I make mistakes. I forget to floss. I leave the toilet seat up. I write overzealous college essays. But, at the University of the Philippines, I promise to boldly make mistakes that no man has before. I promise to be a true pioneer, and that is what makes me unique.
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