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My friend and I started this game as a joke, but we ended up loving it and its jank and played it for 3 hours. Highly recommend playing this, you will go crazy.

Have you ever wanted to play a game that’s like a rollercoaster ride through the absurdities of life? Well, buckle up, because "Content Warning" is here to take you on the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderfully weird journey you’ve ever experienced in a game.

First off, let’s talk about the warning label itself. When a game is so daringly titled "Content Warning," you know you're in for a treat. It’s like a neon sign saying, “Abandon all seriousness, ye who enter here!” Seriously, if you take yourself too seriously, this game might just blow your mind!

Now, onto the gameplay. Imagine if Monty Python and the Holy Grail collided with a Choose Your Own Adventure book and then got infused with the energy of a hyperactive squirrel on caffeine. That’s the level of hilarity you can expect. From navigating absurd scenarios like trying to convince a sentient potato to run for president to engaging in heated debates with an anthropomorphic toaster, every moment is a riot.

But wait, there’s more! The game's graphics? Let's just say they’re... minimalist. Think stick figures drawn by someone who failed art class but aced comedy. And the sound effects? Well, let’s just say they’re so cheesy they’d make a pizza jealous.

And if you’re worried about replay value, fear not! With branching storylines that lead to wildly different outcomes, you’ll want to play "Content Warning" again and again just to see what bizarre twists and turns await you next time.

But fair warning: playing "Content Warning" in public may result in strange looks from passersby as you snort with laughter uncontrollably. And if you have a weak bladder, you might want to invest in some adult diapers because this game will have you in stitches.

In conclusion, "Content Warning" is not just a game—it’s a comedic masterpiece that will leave you gasping for breath between fits of laughter. So grab your sense of humor, strap yourself in, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime. Just remember to heed the warning label: Contents may cause excessive snickering, chuckling, and possibly even full-blown hysterics. Play at your own risk... of having too much fun!

The game is fun if you like the initial gameplay loop, would not recommend if you did not. The final bit of the game kinda sucks. But the start is good.

This game could have been WILD and full of HEART, but since it was published by EA, it fell short. The entire game runs like poopoo ass poopoo fart peepee bad, until you get to the last section of the game where the game runs like butter and is the most fun you could have in the game. The game has a lot of fun ideas but the execution is off. I like the idea of Karakuri, but the implementation is flawed and the hitboxes are weird for both Karakuri and Kemono alike. Speaking of Kemono, a lot of Kemono have this huge AOE you die instantly move, which is obviously annoying and tedious. The environments are beautiful, but I feel like you would appreciate them more if they ran at 60fps instead of at 30-40 (15-20 if particle effects). A lot of ideas are clearly built based off of Monster Hunter and there are elements that they try to replicate but fail to replicate it properly. I would like to add more about the early game and middle but there isn't much to talk about other than jank hitboxes, bad frames, and clear rush of the developers. The last bit of the game is very good and runs like butter. The fights are exciting, interesting, and well put together. You really feel the tension in the air as you fight these last bosses and it's really fun. If only the entire game was like this.
P.S. Amaterasu is annoying.

TLDR for those who didn't read, the game runs like doodoo, is interesting, but killed off by EA and will not be receiving further updates. Sad.

So, here I am, attempting the biggest heists of my digital criminal career in ONE ARMED ROBBER with only one arm. I have to say, robbing banks is a lot trickier when you've only got the one appendage for all the button mashing. But hey, who needs two arms when you've got the heart of a one-armed bandit? Now, the weapons. Dual-wielding may be all the rage, but I've mastered the art of solo-wielding. Forget about those akimbo weapons; I'm a one-armed warrior, and my accuracy is surprisingly not terrible. Who needs a second arm when you've got precision and finesse? I may not be ambidextrous, but I'm certainly ambi-mischief. Stealth missions are where it gets interesting. Sneaking around requires a level of coordination that I've dubbed the "One-Arm Tango." Imagine trying to pick a lock while doing the cha-cha with just one arm. It's like a criminal dance revolution, and my one arm is the star of the show. I may not be the stealthiest cat burglar, but at least I've got style. Driving the getaway vehicle is a challenge, but hey, I've always been a fan of a good vehicular multitask. Who knew that one arm could handle steering, shifting, and flipping off pursuing cops simultaneously? It's a skill that only the most elite criminals possess. In conclusion, ONE ARMED ROBBER with one arm is not for the faint of heart, but it's a heist-and-a-half. I've become the one-armed legend of crime, and I'm having a blast (literally and metaphorically). So, if you're looking for a unique challenge and a good laugh, grab Payday 2, ditch an arm (metaphorically), and embrace the life of a digital one-armed bandit. It's a crime caper like no other!

today I learned that throwing your friend's corpse onto a landmine triggers them
10/10

really fun and it's free, try it with a friend
it has co-op
it's really funny

This game is exactly what you want from a Yu-Gi-Oh! game. You can build any 1-3 decks you want, and then gems get dried up. You get a measly daily rewards. While the monthly gem rewards ~5000 or so (5 multis, 500 cards), you have to play ranked in order to get them. It's not easy completing some daily rewards and you WILL feel your mind break playing numerous matches to try to complete your dailies. SOLO is boring and while it gives 200 gems, don't expect Konami do give more SOLO until a while. There's no casual option so enjoy deranking. Even if you do rank up, the game punishes you for it because there is no end of season reward or rank reward. Sometimes the game doesn't even give you the re-rank up gems. There's no staying power after the initial "honeymoon" phase. At least the soundtrack's good.

It's in early access and still has a ton of content. Imagine if it had ALL the content

EDIT: it has all the content. nice