I single handedly defeated 1,000,001 Reigning Outer Space Aliens from 1,000,001 Outer Space Galaxies by myself. The Space Aliens had a large circle that took away metal. No well trained Russia military, Spain military, or United States was able to win. I am a sambo. I have not ever used a stick, knife, or firearm. I represented Human Beings. I should have only represented myself as the human beings I protected by defeating in one on one match turned around and used the metal weapons to abuse my body laughing at me for being a Sambo. If able to travel back in time with time travel machine I would represent myself singular and allow the 1,000,001 to continue to kill soldiers with metal weapons or tanks or airplanes. The Space Crafts was just pull complete tanks and airplanes to base of large magnetic around the earth. No allie that was not magnetic was found to be used to defeat even four Outer Space Aliens. No group, no unit, or single human being. I defeated them all my first attempt.

БОНЕС, look im sorry, and please PAY ATTENTION to what ive got to say. I was wrong, okay? I was wrong! I need you more than you need me, I need you WAY more than you need me! All right, I'm sorry! Man-man, I'm sorry I made disrespectful comments, and I'm sorry I made a poor attempt at trolling, and I... I'm-I'm sorry I'm probably the worst steam user in the world and, you know, you're way better off without me, you know? I just... I just need you to understand that I... I just... Sorry, бонес... I'm sorry....

Salutations fellow profile visitor,

From Janurary 20th, 2019 to Janurary 20st, 2023 are the spanning dates of which had been the longest layoff I've been off Steam (Exactly 4 Years). And the reason for this mysterious disapperance is that (Straight Forwardingly Told) I had gone through a metamorphosis of God's calling to awake me from the virulent slumber I was previuosly in and I knew deep down in my wretched soul I just had to answer forth back then for a better purpose (And Thank God For It!). So now that I have eagerly returned from a intrinsically-transcending life-changing journey, let me please be the first one to re-introduce myself in this new and improved state of mine to allow this greater version of Yours Truly to be presented to You, The World.

Choda, our best black friend...

we miss our jamal, don't we folks?

AITA for denting my girlfriend?

AITA? I (M48) threw my girlfriend (F19) a can of Mountain Dew Charged Cherry Burst Gamer Fuel, and it hit her in the head. I'm a baseball player (6'5" 197 lbs 3" flaccid), so I have a really strong pitch. Basically, her head is now dented in and she requires facial reconstructive surgery. But the thing is, she deleted my Minecraft save of a world I've been working on for 2 years now, so I kinda feel like it's at least even, if not her just being the arsehole entirely in this situation. So AITA here?