What's wid you, wise guy? I ain't too jolly today ... If you got a beef, spit it out quick or dis is gonna hurt.

heey, raped and murdered

heey, added

Stupid fudging chud

Shut up chud

Octopuses 😂🐙 do not have any bones 🍖 with the exception 😮 of their beaks 🦆🐥. So if you 👈🏼 are responsible 👍 and literally 👋 depraved 💇💅 enough 💦 to be the life 👤 support ❤ of your 👉 eight 8️⃣ legged friend 😏👬👭, you 👈 can debeak it like 👍 how you 👉🏻 declaw a cat 🐈 and push ✋ your 👈🏼 member 🍇🤔 into its feed 🥄 chute 💯👌👀.
You 👉 can then let 👫 it subsist on 🔛 your 👉🅱 baby 👶 batter 🦇.
An octopus 🐙 is smart 😂🤓🔥. Very 👍✅ smart 🧠. It will learn 🎓 that without ❌🚫 its beak 🦆, it cannot 🚫 feed 🥄 on 🔛 anything 😯 else 😩 but 🍑 your 👉 human 👤 seed 🌱🍂 that has to be milked 🥛🍼 from you 👉.

Every 💯 morning 💤🌄, you 👉💁🏼‍♀️ will feel 😜 your 👉 clothes 👖👗👕 slide 📦 off 📴 and a damp 💦 weight ⚖ on 🔛 your 😋👉 lower ⬇ half 💀.

The sensation 💰 creeps 😱💥 up ⬆ your 👉 body 😍 until most of the jiggly 🍑🇰🇵 mass 🌍 has enveloped ✉ your 👉🏿 entire 🇺🇸 length 📏. It will start 💢 pumping 💪 as fast ⚡😌♂ as it can for it is hungry 🍆.
The animal 🐶 gyrates its empty 🗑 stomach 😮 and the folds 🎰🎲 of its brains 🧠🤤 on 🔛 your 👉 glans, begging 😩 for nutrition 💩😤.
You 👉 climax 😰😓😵 and give 🎁💝 the marine 🌊 creature 💯🙂 its breakfast 🌞🍽. The pumping 💪 slows 🐢 down 🔻 but 🍑 doesn't stop 🛑 to milk 🍼 out the last 😍 few drops ⏬💧 of its meal 🍽.
Looking 👀 into its yellow ⚠ animal 😺 eyes 👀, it looks 👀 back 🔙 with a thousand-yard stare 👀. This will be routine 😏😝💢 for all 😤 of its meals 🍽 for its 3-5 👵 years 📅💯 on 🔛 this earth 🌏🤷🏽‍♀️

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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

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npc kid

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💎 You only live once for a very short time, so make every second divine 💎

💯 This is my only account 💯

⚡️⚡️ Have a wonderful day⚡️⚡️
✨✨ Stay safe & take care✨✨


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✅✅✅ Friendly Guy ✅✅✅


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yeah im gonna make you eat mud and sand and dirt. conniving scrooge. ill have your entire generational lineage imprisoned and sent off to be testing tape worms for recreational (Pleasurable) uses. appropriate paperwork/licensing has already be filed. just give me the reason.

-rep legit thinks kf2 is more fun than l4d2

YOU FAKING CHUD, YOU STUPID FAKING CHUD.

Yeah, 7 days to die more like you die on the first day cuz ur so bad toxic goo kid

what them lips do though

one mind occupying many a flesh. i will soon equalize all the cruelty committed on my world.

I would like to say i'm sorry, yes I did put some glass in your dog's food bowl while you were at the hospital. But hopefully you learned your lesson IDIOT. You didn't tell me how you quote on quote broke your arm NOR do I care. Next time don't be late on your rent loser..... And that nut stain I left on your couch let's just say I never end my goon streak for such a baka tenant. Also yeah i'm not really sorry and if you THINK you can just put me blast on reddit I will have you know I moderate most of the subreddits so good luck fat loser trying to find sympathy for your fat loser dog. BETA!

schlamalamadingdong i play pingpong with ur gong and ur wrong suck ma dong all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like like donkey kong watch me hit this bong

+rep is a twitch streamer on scp secret lab (i'll spawn u in as scp anytime)

I sure am better than you.

castrate your local azerbaijani

I've got a turtle head poking out

I ♥♥♥♥ in ur mailbox

♥♥♥!

What goop did you arise from you nasty little worm that only exists to turn sorrow into suffering...

3rd world activities be upon you

i live in paradis ill kill your dogs

SHUDDUP KID!!!!!!

how bout that pricks face when he saw the gnyat gnyat

I sneak sips of my coworker’s breast milk from the lunch room fridge.

She just had a baby a couple months ago and will pump on her breaks at work in the bathroom and put her milk in the refrigerator at work in the lunch room.

I take my lunch later than everyone else just to be alone in there and take a sip or two of her sweet breast milk. Thankfully there are no cameras and I have never been caught. I've had a breast/lactation kink as long as I can remember and I know this is wrong and probably illegal but it turns me on so much.

GET HIM GONE!, GET HIM
GONNNNNE!!!

hey bug thug

You are now manually breathing. You are now manually blinking. You are now manually breathing. You are now manually blinking. You are now manually breathing. You are now manually blinking. You are now manually breathing. You are now manually blinking. You are now manually breathing. You are now manually blinking. You are now manually breathing. You are now manually blinking. You are now manually breathing. You are now manually blinking. You are now manually breathing. You are now manually blinking.

*fortnite noises* (they're getting increasingly closer)

you will all rot together. you have already summited your eternity. time has abandoned you, where you will be there will be none, only companions you will have left with be the rocks and the mud. even frogs wont look at you.

gay fortune

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im just jelking dude just jorging

Still waiting fir you to kill me. Seems like yiur scared

god dawg you just inna slum bro just a murkwater putt dog. ion ean know no moe dalg ion pitty a facetious rapscallion ass

+rep The prettiest girl i ever seen!

lol cheese is a freaking nerd

i have immense regret. do not idolize such atrocious actions you will fade with the mud. i fade with the mud. you will fade with the mud. i fade with the mud. you will fade with the mud.

Now there is also c.um all over my windows and balcony. The wildlife authorities said pigeons are an endangered species now in the area because they stopped mating with each other cause they only want human d*ck. They are suing me for endangering the pigeons. I don’t have the money for this huge lawsuit please guys help me out here.

Seal up all doors and cracks! Pay no attention to the worms everywhere for they are not real! Wear military gear ear muffs to prevent the voices from seeping in... Remember all human contact is fake, they are no longer the people you once loved, they are illusions set to lure you into a false sense of hope and security.

no more fortnite only grobert here no mor grubbuby

1v1 me on cockroach simulator

oh my grobert

cares!