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Can throw teacups the size of the sun at the Earth.

10/10 space simulator

Quick Summary

• You are a Mexican badass blowing stuff up on an island called Panau
  
• Panau is governed by a little asshat called Pandak "baby" Panay
  
• Your goal is to make Panau ascend into chaos by blowing stuff up
  
• Game made by Micheal Bay and James Bond

After 200 hours of gameplay I'm still at 35% completion. The storyline is quite bad but you don't buy JC2 for its plot. The explosions are rather good for 2010. The graphics are utterly spectacular for its age.
The game runs really well, at 100+ fps at the highest settings with my GTX980ti, and around 40 with my
old laptop at medium-low quality. Barely encountered any game breaking bugs, expect for the time I became part of the mile high club by merging into it. Other than that nothing worthwile.

Is this game new?
>No
Is the storyline good?
>No
Is it better than JC3?
>No
Was it worth 200 hours?
>Abso-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-lutely

End of Review

>Only has 5 euros
>looks for games under 5 euros
>sees this game
>buys it
>plays it
>finishes it
>cries
>play it forever
69/10 IGN- needs more cry


Serious Review:
When I first bought this game I didn't think it would have been as good as it it, this is not a game its an experience , an experience . I feel like this game changed me.
It has very good mechanics, very nice music and effects like footsteps. The parkour is spot on and it feels smooth and if you get the hang of it you feel like a pro.
Overall if you have 3 euros to spare i reccomend it soooo much if you're a fan of games in general.