reviving this dead ass comment section

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. me 4ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.’s you back!!

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i guess your dieing alone then XP

if you were killed today, I wouldn't go to your funeral, I'd be in Prison for killing the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who killed you.
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WE TRUE FRIENDS
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE FRIEND