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Wahoo Mar 3, 2023 @ 5:42pm 
love you simon
Mr. Smile Mar 3, 2023 @ 2:26pm 
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Novelyst Jan 13, 2023 @ 1:57pm 
love you simon
Mr. Smile Sep 11, 2022 @ 9:53pm 
love you simon
Wahoo Sep 11, 2022 @ 1:54pm 
love you simon
Seku Jan 5, 2021 @ 1:49pm 
love you simon
Mr. Smile Nov 1, 2020 @ 8:21am 
What, you egg? :lunar2020stoicox:
skinner (sponsored by colgate) Oct 5, 2020 @ 11:54am 
love you simon
San Josan Jun 10, 2020 @ 8:26pm 
i was fooled
San Josan Jun 10, 2020 @ 8:26pm 
you got me with that sumary xD
byteframe's cat Feb 26, 2020 @ 12:20pm 
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[COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
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Still a few bugs in the system... Someday I have to tell you about Uncle
Nahum from Maine, who spent years trying to cross a jellyfish with a shad
so he could breed boneless shad. His experiment backfired too, and he
wound up with bony jellyfish... which was hardly worth the trouble. There's
very little call for those up there.
-- Allucquere R. "Sandy" Stone

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Solakka Silakka Nov 27, 2019 @ 9:37am 
bruh moment
bonquisha Dec 25, 2018 @ 4:04pm 
heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
saltyhush Aug 1, 2018 @ 3:04am 
Legend says Cookies has clicked on his profile himself and has stopped using steam since.
smooth simon Jul 18, 2018 @ 1:32am 
My profile does that to everybody that clicks on it :P
xX_GamingSavant_Xx Jul 17, 2018 @ 9:51pm 
wait why should i stop using steam?
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xX_GamingSavant_Xx Jun 11, 2017 @ 3:01pm 
help
354hamtaro May 1, 2017 @ 6:12am 
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
Falcon Oscuro Apr 9, 2017 @ 1:10pm 
left 4 dad
gamerunknown Dec 6, 2016 @ 6:41am 
op is DEAD
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gamerunknown Apr 15, 2016 @ 3:17am 
I know who did.
smooth simon Apr 14, 2016 @ 9:30am 
wat
smooth simon Apr 10, 2016 @ 10:48am 
kek
The One Of Wonders Apr 10, 2016 @ 7:11am 
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kennyES Apr 6, 2016 @ 1:54pm 
-rep, wouldnt cookie again 0/10 - ign
smooth simon Feb 24, 2016 @ 9:00am 
lal
gamerunknown Feb 24, 2016 @ 8:59am 
lol
354hamtaro Feb 24, 2016 @ 8:42am 
I can't find cookies, there's only :60sCan:.
gamerunknown Feb 19, 2016 @ 1:13pm 
You are mad not big souprice.
354hamtaro Jan 28, 2016 @ 8:45am 
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smooth simon Jan 6, 2016 @ 10:44am 
kek
kennyES Jan 6, 2016 @ 10:33am 
Greetings it is I

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354hamtaro Jan 6, 2016 @ 7:20am 
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Serpo Dec 2, 2015 @ 3:16pm 
Hey bro, I just beat Sans. Thanks anyways for offering help (: I really appreciate it ^o^
354hamtaro Nov 30, 2015 @ 10:36am 
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Seku Oct 31, 2015 @ 6:43am 
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Seku Oct 30, 2015 @ 2:11pm 
Very sp00ky
smooth simon Oct 1, 2015 @ 1:10pm 
21:06 - Joee: Are they cooked now?
21:07 - And back to some nice Cookies: Probably
21:07 - And back to some nice Cookies has changed their name to Kinda on fire Cookies.
21:07 - Joee: Golden and crispy
21:07 - Kinda on fire Cookies: Just right.
smooth simon Oct 1, 2015 @ 12:46pm 
20:44 - Plain Old Cookies has changed their name to Remarkably Warm Cookies.
20:45 - Joee: mmm
20:45 - Joee: I prefer custard creams
20:45 - Remarkably Warm Cookies: get out
20:45 - Remarkably Warm Cookies: :P
20:46 - Joee: lel
20:46 - Joee: Have I offended you?
20:46 - Remarkably Warm Cookies has changed their name to Custard Cream Cookie.
20:46 - Joee: YUM
20:46 - Custard Cream Cookie: ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
20:46 - Custard Cream Cookie: ;P
smooth simon Oct 1, 2015 @ 12:45pm 
Will those cookies every be freshly baked every again?
Joee-2k15
As requested.
saltyhush Sep 21, 2015 @ 2:26pm 
Oh, it will. It's not like matchmaking itself is a bad thing though.
saltyhush Sep 21, 2015 @ 2:19pm 
We're yet to see what will happen when the game will be released with hats and matchmaking, but for now I haven't seen any toxic players.
saltyhush Sep 21, 2015 @ 2:12pm 
That's commendable. Great game, even though it's just bare bones. Surprisingly friendly community. They give you useful tips in a friendly manner, instead of trashtalking, can you believe it?
saltyhush Sep 21, 2015 @ 2:06pm 
It is indeed! But how have you ended up on the reflex forums?
smooth simon Sep 20, 2015 @ 8:53am 
Dank.