stroke nuts please
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♥♥♥♥ hard in the butt
titty in my hand
kiss ya neck
hell yeah

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Imma need the sauce to that pfp

I want molders to add my dad to the game as enemy. Multiple versions inclue, but not limited to, him eating peanuts and if you hit him he starts choking and throwing a fit, him sprinting around around trying to find the bathroom before his ♥♥♥♥♥ his pants, him patrolling trying to find his missing tarp for the shed, and finally a version of him where he's was drunk when I was a kid and he rides my bicycle around causing massive damage when he tips over. Also he always listens to the oldies station or Sirius XM so the music fits the enemy perfectly. Just have a beatles song cranking, preferably "all my lovin" since thats his favorite because he plays it on his invisible belly guitar when he drinks, and the louder it is the closer he is to finding you, and you never know which version of my dad you're gonna get.