After happening upon this profile the user decided to read the description and decided to keep reading despite this description's laziest attempt at a fourth wall break. I don't know why they even bothered to read all they way up to THIS point, do they think they might get some prize for sticking it out for this long? Look I'm just a description I can't give gifts because I'm intangible. Look if you stop reading now you won't have to suffer the awful attempt of trying to get out of this situation I've put myself into. If you've decided to keep reading I guess it's because you thought you might still be able to get that prize, well the best I can do is this: are you happy now? Can I please go?