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If you listen closely, besides playing Gwent, there is a story about some guy searching for his gf and a white haired chick.

Gwent gameplay 10/10

✓ Buy CS:GO;
✓ Play a few hours;
✓ Get kicked in casual for a 2-2-13;
✓ Buy a skin to get reputation;
✓ Get scammed for that skin;
✓ Search on YT for CS:GO guides and videos;
✓ Find knife unboxing;
✓ Buy 20 crates;
✓ Feed Gaben with keys;
✓ Open 20 crates;
✓ Cry;
✓ Dislike & report the video with the knife unboxing;

HOW TO SAVE THE GAME 101:
There is one thing and only one the developers won't understand (i think it's been at least 2 years):

"It's not the game they want, it's the game we want." - said me, very nice <3. **with italic**

Update after update, seems like they care? This is the hope to revive a dead game. Because crates were popular, GUESS WHAT, WE NOW HAVE CRATES... And now... guess what: BATTLE ROYALE IN ROBOCRAFT, OHH YESS.

Pathetic.

A great idea this game had, now it's ♥♥♥♥. When a game is working, is popular, is great, it is like this not because it's done by you. Understand: this community is not a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ listening to one guy because he is cool, he is popular, he has expensive ♥♥♥♥ (hehe, profile pic). We play a thing because we like how it is *NOW* and we want to improve what is *NOW*. If we don't like a thing, we say: Get that ♥♥♥♥ out of here.

I don't care who created this game, but I feel that Robocraft is a private property lost in the Steam Store. They do what the f**k they want with this game, because they own it.

Who gave feedback for those updates?
Developer 1: Hey, we have this new ♥♥♥♥. and we unbalanced everything. Can you give us some feedback?
Developer 2: It is a very nice... *IMPROVEMENT*. It fits me perfectly, like it was *DONE BY ME*!
Developer 1: Amazing news to hear about our latest addition to the game.... So far the feedback was *GREAT*!

Can somebody count how many times they changed the:
- robot ranking;
- cash system;
- weapon stats;
- play modes;
- my will to keep playing without commiting suicide;

The blink, the shield, the cloak thing, these are awesome game additions, but who is supposed now to use them...? - Hey, we, the developers!

The story of a poor robocraft player: When you unlock something better, you sell the older parts because these are now weak. But the *BRAND* *NEW* and *MODERN* techtree, I have only the best, biggest of everything. For the game, that means I need to research a ♥♥♥♥ SMG (sorry, LASER) because, you don't have it. - Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but what if you unlock every variant of this? The techtree sucks. I can make a better one:

RAIL 1 ------->------- RAIL 2 ------->------ RAIL 3 ------->------ RAIL 4
^ ^ ^ ^
SMG 1 ------>-------- SMG 2 ------>-------- SMG 3 ------>-------- SMG 4 ------>-------- SMG 5

if inventory:
rail4 = or > 1 then tech.unlock : ( rail1, rail2, rail3, rail4 ) ;

rail4 = 0 then execute order.66 ;

order.66:
rail3 = or > 1 then tech.unlock: (rail1, rail2, rail3)
if rail3 = 0, then keep going, WTF was so hard to do?!

HIRE ME, I'M A DEVELOPER, I MAKE TECH TREE. ME SMART.
Seems like I have no idea? Seems like I think it is too easy?
Yes I do and I also like to play games. Which one matters more? Will I say this again if there are no issues? No, because I am not retarded. (i aM nOt ReTaRdEd)

The battle arena or what is it with the plutonium, that was nice in the old days. It's 100% destroyed now. One example:
"The tower or whatever nearest to your base is under attack." - Hey ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiots, call them A, B, C, or North, East...

The game is lost. It is still bad, you can't bring back something you said you don't like. What happening now? You are starving? No more premium buyers? Do you care about the game? No, it is late. What's been, 2 years? No excuses.

Have fun playing it in your labs, nerds.

L2P :yay: