Zander
Virginia, United States
 
 
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45 hrs on record
last played on Jul 24, 2023
14.9 hrs on record
last played on Jul 24, 2023
2,518 hrs on record
last played on May 28, 2023
♕Kalgon Jul 24, 2020 @ 12:29am 
+rep
Ham Nov 18, 2017 @ 6:57pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Zander Jul 28, 2017 @ 9:15pm 
Totally xD
stoweman Jul 28, 2017 @ 9:10pm 
cheating :(
Willard Jul 28, 2017 @ 12:13am 
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. For anyone interested here is your best strategy.You arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to ♥♥♥ on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go.
KodakTheCamera Jul 23, 2017 @ 8:06pm 
-Rep Tried scamming me once.