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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2,757.4 hrs on record (2,754.1 hrs at review time)
You can grind your c*ck off for years and you'll get to the cool stuff, or just spend 30 bucks on one plane and get jets in under a week. This game has a AAA face with the shilling tactics of a sh*tty p*rnsite. In conclusion, there's good fun in here somewhere within its sweaty, puss filled meatflaps. You just 'gotta dig it out with your tongue.
Posted April 26, 2020. Last edited October 28, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
34.4 hrs on record (22.8 hrs at review time)
It is too short to warrant a $30 dollar price tag. It's a $15 dollar game at best for the amount of content provided, but that may just be my opinion on rogue-likes, which tend to be on the lighter side in terms of overall content and lean on deaths or "game attempts" to pad out gameplay.

The co-op mode is definitely the best way to play this game. Most of my 22 hours, of which I have enjoyed, come from playing with a friend. If you're looking for a rogue-like to play with a bud this next sale, look no further. Otherwise, I can't recommend something that is priced this high for the amount of content it provides.
Posted November 2, 2019. Last edited March 3, 2021.
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2.7 hrs on record
Infested with hackers, and little in the way of content. If I could refund, I would, but I'm 0.7h over the 2 hour refund exclusion.
Posted August 10, 2018.
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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
899.6 hrs on record (366.3 hrs at review time)
EDIT:
After putting around 30+ hours more into this game, I can whole heartedly say that it is definitely not getting better. The newest patch, which sought to balance the very broken hero "Centurion" resulted in decreased performance, many more crashes, and a complete degredation of the online netcode. Sometimes you'll dodge a move and still take a hit, other times you'll throw out a heavy and the poor sap in your way will take the hit despite blocking it. Worse still is that parrying is fairly broken now, and it seems that the original timings have changed. To add to this, the playerbase seems to have dropped to around 1.1k. Let this be a lesson to anyone looking at any Ubisoft game, as they've dropped the ball on so many accounts.

EDIT2:
After trying the game once more, it seems the latest patch included a little something more than worsened performance: lots of crashing. I briefly mentioned the crashing above, but I feel as though there is a lack of explanation as to why this is such a problem. When the game first launched, I had never, ever, crashed. At the very least, once, but as far as I can remember For Honor had always been completely stable for me. Then came the first season's release of new content, which is where the crashing started. I thought nothing of it, hoping it would be fixed, but I was horribly wrong. With this recent patch, it seems that along with performance, stability has gone right down the drain. I can get maybe 30-50 minutes in and experience a nice little crash, which is probably a blessing in disguise as I can use that to tell myself to get off my ass and walk around the house for a bit. Maybe go outside for once. If you've actually read this far go ahead and let me know what you think, maybe tell me to off myself.

Review:

Yet another terrible experience, brought to you by none other than Ubisoft.

Worst of all, there's a fairly decent game in here somewhere, under all the balance issues, awful match times, nonexistant matchmaking, lack of meaningful progression, little to no real personalization, and P2P networking. I mean the amount of potential this game had, and the fact that Ubisoft managed to run it into the ground is incredible. Don't bother buying it, much less for the absurd price of $60. It's dead anyway. The only way to save this trainwreck is to go F2P and cross your fingers Ubisoft.

RIP For Honor. Gone but not forgotten.
http://steamcharts.com/app/304390
Posted July 9, 2017. Last edited October 8, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,205.9 hrs on record (1,204.6 hrs at review time)
bruh you cant even buy this anymore lol
Posted January 26, 2015. Last edited December 9, 2019.
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