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I sexually Identify as the Soviet Union. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of establishing a communist union under my rule. People say to me that a person being the Soviet Union is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a hammer and sickle on my chest and dyeing myself red. From now on I want you guys to call me comrade and respect my right to for you to forcefully work for me and for me to control your life. If you can't accept me you're a Soveitphobe and need to check your capitalist privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Russian nesting doll butt plugs would be a pretty cool concept. They all go inside each other and then inside of you making you the final doll that completes the set.

[melodic whistling]
The Mae Shi: WOOOAAAHHHH!
Here we go, cause we're Fanboy & Chum Chum!
A little cuckoo, Fanboy & Chum Chum
We're amazing, totally crazy
Fanboy, Chum Chum, come on, everybody, sing!
We're gonna scream at the top of our lungs!
We're gonna fly and have some fun!
We don't care, if you stare, I mean, look at our underwear!

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So come and scream at the top of your lungs!
Come and fly and have some fun!
Buh-buh-blah, buh-buh-blah, buh, blah, blah, Fanboy & Chum Chum!
Chum Chum: Ohhhhhh!

Fanboy: That's nice!

We found this new site called CSGO Lotto—so I'll link it down in the description if you guys want to check it out. We were betting on it today and I won a pot of like $69 or something like that, so it was a pretty small pot, but it was like the coolest feeling ever. I ended up following them on Twitter and stuff, and they hit me up and they're talking to me about potentially doing like a skin sponsorship.

Frog Person? Not a Furry, Nor Scalie, 1st website's best answer says "Slimies".
The dawn of a new yiff approaches us all.

We found this new site called CSGO Lotto—so I'll link it down in the description if you guys want to check it out. We were betting on it today and I won a pot of like $69 or something like that, so it was a pretty small pot, but it was like the coolest feeling ever. I ended up following them on Twitter and stuff, and they hit me up and they're talking to me about potentially doing like a skin sponsorship.

I'm Bernie Sanders, and this is my failed campaign. I work here with my old man Stalin, and the bolsheviks. Everything in here has a tax and a price. And after 74 years, you never know WHO is gonna get healthcare next.

Greetings; my given name is Richard Harrison and the facility we have entered is a retail establishment that specializes in unredeemed goods, which is the legal property of yours truly. I currently employ my paternal parental unit, alias, "Elderly Male," and the offspring of oneself, whose given name is Corey Harrison, yet has assumed the identity, "Large Hoss." Each individual item currently possessed by my fine retail establishment beholds a lengthy narrative and of course, this being a legal retail establishment, can be acqulred for reasonable compensation. I have been the legal facilitator of this established haberdashery since the year MCMXCV, and in those XXI years, I have been gradually lnformed that; thy shall, at no time in the past, future, or present, be aware of by means of observation or inqulry, any details whatsoever of the material goods that will proceed past the aperture of my structure where goods are acquired and distributed simultaneously.

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Ora.

No Grand Dad, still says Fleenstones. 666/69

+rep Yiffs monthly

Guys lets start a Yiff RP thread here,
Kappa.

Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8. Shark Yiffer is disgusting and evil, she, he, or it is

-rep
icon is mewtwo, misleading

-rep
Icon is too blurry

this man wants to ♥♥♥♥ a shark

NO, THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE

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+rep very good trader !

+rep i love this guy i hope he will marry me

Thanks a lot for the trade man +rep
Have a great time!

Can't even aim. 10/10 would play again.

+Rep

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